From Codex Seraphinianus by Luigi Serafini (1981)
An illustrated encyclopedia of an imaginary world. The second chapter is devoted to the fauna of this world.
“STOP THE TRAIN!!!!!!!!!” i yell to the conductor. the train comes to a screeching halt. “this is where i get off.” i begin furiously masturbating as the conductor and all of the train passengers watch in horror.
i found my louis sim randomly as a zombie so ahah and this happened
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
shall i compare thee to summers day
u make me very sweaty and uncomfortable